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Adele ‘Rolling In The Deep’ Music Video

Someone’s gone through a bit of effort with this one.

England’s young mistress of soul Adele returns with the first single from her long-awaited sophomore album and it seems like her label’s sparing no expense with this one.

Basically, somebody’s done shut down a cafe and pilfered all its glasses, tea cups, saucers and flour for this little project.

Check out three key visual servings of ‘Rolling In The Deep’:

1) Thirsty?

Well, don’t. I’ve licked every single one of them.

2) Breakin’ Dishes.

Wouldn’t that have been the best job? I know if I had been given the task of smashing up these cups and saucers, you would’ve had to remove me.

3) Organised mess.

This is art dahling. No, not just that magnificent feature wall. This whole room. Everything – from the position of the chairs, the crumpled paper through to the plastic draped over the furniture. It’s all art.

Footnote:

‘Rolling In The Deep’ is now out in the US, UK and Europe but us Aussies are yet to see an online release. We can, however, pre-order her forthcoming 21 album from iTunes and expect a release on 21 January. See what they’ve done there?

Cheryl Cole ‘The Flood’ Live at Royal Variety Performance

When a backing track just won’t do, luv, we’re also gonna pitch correct you as you warble.

Is there anything Geordie goddess Cheryl Cole won’t do to ensure that she sounds sparkling in a live performance? This is calls for a bitch, please of the highest order. I mean, shit, I haven’t even got a higher scale prepared for the immensity of this fuckery.

I’ve actually never felt this outraged over any of her performances before but that’s probably because there was always shiny choreography to keep me distracted. Here we’re treated to Cheryl just standing and delivering one in front of a glorified urinal.

Seriously, what were these folks applauding for? I know your ears were long shot by the time Chezza got to the acapella ending.

Footnote:

‘The Flood’ is out 3 January in the UK.

On a somewhat commendable note, the X Factor judge has some tremendous work ethic heading straight into promo mode after sitting still for all but two minutes since the series ended on Sunday.

Feed Limmy Albums of 2010: #20 – #11

Now that I’ve shredded all evidence of taste and cred from this blog. Let’s push ahead with my Top 20 albums of the year.

Here we have the LPs and EPs that have made a mark on my ears, spirit and psyche this year. Throw some shade, if you must, but like a bad bout of LaToya Jackson ass-in-mouth action, I’m about to justify my decisions here:

#20 - The Distance Between Two Truths by Mark Sholtez

This is my white wine and grilled king salmon dinner partay album. Classy and civilised does it. 
Key tracks: ‘We Could Get Lost’ and ‘The Mystery of You’.

#19 – Wide Awake by Joe McElderry

Future boo almost didn’t make the cut the first time I heard this. But I live in hope that by putting Wide Awake on the shortlist, I’ll inadvertently increase my chances of catching his attention. The restraining order’s now getting tiresome.
Key tracks: ‘Ambitions’, ‘Real Late Starter’ and ‘Fahrenheit’.

#18 – Pink Friday by Nicki Minaj

This was not the fever-pitched killa it’s hyped up to be. Poor Onika had us doused with one too many mid-tempos but still a promising debut nonetheless.
Key tracks: ‘Roman’s Revenge’ and ‘Dear Old Nicki’.

#17 – Loud by Rihanna

I’m appreciating on RiRi‘s return to sanguine pop. It’s a diverse soundscape with little to no connection between the tracks but quality shines where quality is shown.
Key tracks: ‘Only Girl In The World’, ‘California King Bed’ and ‘Man Down’.

#16 – Hurricane Venus by BoA

Token Asian pop album and belated discovery for me. Where her English debut lacked in originality, Hurricane Venus made up for with sonic variety.
Key tracks: ‘Hurricane Venus’, ‘Romance’ and ‘M.E.P. (My Electric Piano)’.

#15 – Cannibal by Ke$ha

While the rest of the planet eye rolls with ennui, I reconnect with the glittery mess of Ke$ha crunk. After sitting out for the most part of Animal, I think it’s safe to decree Cannibal as our little rediscovery and renewal of vows.
Key tracks: ‘The Harold Song’, ‘Grow A Pear’ and ‘Sleazy’.

#14 – Happiness by Hurts

Winter wouldn’t have worked this year without Hurts‘ icy synth-pop debut.
Key tracks: ‘Wonderful Life’, ‘Sunday’ and ‘Silver Lining’.

#13 – The Family Jewels by Marina & The Diamonds

This kooky-brilliant album alienates and draws me in almost all at once.
Key tracks: ‘Are You Satisfied?’, ‘Shampain’ and ‘Oh No!’.

#12 – The First Dance by Wynter Gordon

This greatest hits EP featuring Wynter‘s key dance collabos to date is just what the stans ordered and what the new fans need.
Key tracks: ‘Believer’, ‘Right Here’ and ‘Renegade’.

#11 – Get ‘Em Girls by Jessica Mauboy

The Aussie market won’t get why she’s comin’ for Sasha Fierce‘s wig but I do and I’m all for it.
Key tracks: ‘Saturday Night’, ‘Scariest Part’ and ‘Handle It’.

Footnote:

Brace yourself because we’re packing some serious pyro for next week’s final unveiling of Feed Limmy’s Songs and Albums of 2010. Who will snatch trophies and claim the #1 seat here?

Altiyan Childs ‘Somewhere In The World’ Music Video

OH HAI THERE. Look who dropped a video last week only to have no one give a shit.

Our X Factor winner Altiyan Childs may have swept the nation up on his phoenixesque rise to stardom but this winner’s single is about as mesmerising as watching the washing dry.

Here you’ll find our caveman rawk star bathing in sunlight and rain in his debut music video, straining every bit of subtlety he can muster because you know he’s just busting to go ape shit. 

Check on them three highlights:

1) Somewhere In The… Zzz.

I think even the director nodded off on this project. In fact, did anybody sit through this long enough to realise that for an elaborately narrated song, ‘Somewhere In The World’ has only got two locations down for the video?

2) Rain.

Not a stretch on future boo’s effortlessly sensual downpour sequence but then again, this scene is so much more than just a quick hose down for Altiyan Childs. This is a spiritual experience. If you could tune into the caveman philosopher’s telepathic wave length, you’d probably stumble on some mantra along the lines of, “rain is cleansing. Rain is symbolic. Rain washeth away... I wish Ronan was here to hold me in the rain.”

3) Washington cameo.

See if you can spot ARIA-winner Washington‘s poster in the background.

Footnote:

‘Somewhere In The World’ is flopping so hard, it’s not funny. Dude couldn’t even push through to the Top 5. Can’t imagine that self-titled X Factor covers album of his turning fortunes around but we shall see on Monday.

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