I suppose the most common comment I received when I announced Feed Limmy’s hiatus was, “I will miss your thoughts”.

After some time off – which included a little voyage to London and Paris – I decided that I missed my own thoughts too.

You’d think travelling alone and waddling in nothing but my own cesspool of thoughts would put me off it, but no. After tirelessly mumbling critical comments to myself in the tube while listening to Cheryl Cole‘s dismal album and spending pages upon pages of toilet paper on draft reviews of Wynter Gordon‘s new EP – I decided it was time to Feed Limmy again.

Opinion are like arse holes, everyone’s got one. But I just like to pass mine around like some hungry power bottom.

Was that too much? Yeah, probably.